I went to fake-journalist school.
Then I took myself a fake name.
Now I work for a fake paper, writing fake articles.

I was a football-hooligan.
Started riots every game.
Now I am an anarchist. I am a social warrior.

I see fascists everywhere.
I am paid by the government.

I was a junkie and a law-school drop-out.
I applied to “P.I. School”.
I was sent to New York City,
getting paid “selling” merch online.

I have power; I have stealth.. just as long as I toe the line.