rude terms


I don’t wanna bother you
I don’t wanna nag
I don’t wanna frisk you down
I don’t wanna shag

“I’m not that kind”, he said.
I guess that is true.
To superimpose myself on you
and lead you into bed

it’s very far from where I stand
– and I stand very firm.
To verify that very fact,
I verified the terms.


I don’t wanna bother you
don’t wanna be a dick
when guys like that come on to you
you know: it makes me sick

Let’s find a private place
if it’s not too hard
You’re not just a pretty face
Let me catch your guard!

I don’t wanna bother you
I’m sorry to intrude
but you’re the one and I am too
I hope I’m not too rude.